Monday, March 22, 2004

Sunday, March 14, 2004

Thursday, March 11, 2004

This'll get your brain working.

Monday, March 08, 2004

Sunday, February 15, 2004

Saturday, February 14, 2004

Not sure where this is from but I enjoyed it.


By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........the article read:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished...and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freakin good I feel....

Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Some people aren't really going for the christianity thing, and in doing so, they're offending some stray christians. It's all good.
More fucked companies appearing daily.
Just when you start to think that there is no hope at all for the USA you find the American Atheists.
Bankers and accountants have been found to be the most likely to have erectile problems.
craniopagus parasiticus twin dies.

Monday, February 09, 2004

Saturday, February 07, 2004

Tips for ordering pizza.
Church Bulletin Bloopers
Some bint is sueing for being offended by Nipplegate. I hope Jackson's lawyers eat her alive.